The pessimists at Uncaringbear are hosting this week's Fun Monday. I don't care what their tagline says, they don't sound like they really see a half-empty glass.... I signed up BEFORE I knew what their theme was, and after I found out, I "threw up a little in my mouth" (inside joke to Nikki and Min, but they've probably already forgotten). See for yourself:
Share with us a little white lie that you may, or may not, have gotten away with. Perhaps it's something more sinister than a little white lie - maybe even a deep dark secret that you've kept buried for years! All the better! Now's your chance to get it off your chest and confess: "Yes, I did eat that last slice of cheese cake", "No, I wasn't washing my hair that Saturday", "Those pants do make you look fat"!
Great...just G.R.E.A.T.!
Well, I guess I gotta come clean. Seems the "honesty police" in me is compelled to fess up to my little blogging community...my true, blue bluddies (blog+buddies).
You know that little "Top Ten" I wrote recently to celebrate the (ahem) smallish woman (emphasis on "little" AND "smallish" here, as if the italics didn't already do that)? Heck, it was even a public service announcement to remind women to JUST.DO.IT.!
Weee-lll...you also know all those pictures I've posted of "myself" (like here or more recently, here) which kinda demonstrate the truth of that?
I was lying. I've paid some lady on the street for months to come in and be my "double"...I've even borrowed her family at times. If you wanna see what I REALLY look like--and I'm warning you in advance...it might scorch your retinas--click here.
You've been warned.
(Don't forget to visit all the other liars like me at Uncaringbear!)
